wilmer valderrama will be joining us. 1,000. 1,000. wow. i want to thank tony hawk for appearing at tonight open. he can catch him at tony hawk's "vert alert" on june 14th and 15th at the university of utah. "i'll be there," he said. i might be. i don't know what i'm doing. folks, i spend most of my time converting the day's most high performance carbon-fiber news into a topical body with an mmi control cockpit, integrated yacht windows and discreet temperature zones to build for you the spectacular marchi mobile element palazzo superior mobile home that is my monologue. but sometimes, folks, after a bender of purple drank, i drop a dime on the underground serbian hogfight mafia who chase me into a swamp where i curl up inside a tractor tire in a nettle patch and pull the door of an abandoned porta-potty over me to cower inside the snitch's bramble-shack of news that is my segment... >> "meanwhile"! [cheers and applause] >> stephen: it's like a topical ointment for your soul. they know. meanwhile, the founder of whac-a-mole is selling their